Thursday, November 29, 2007

etc


If you understand this sign, and are at least slightly amused, then you've made it onto the 'potential husband' short list.



God, I LOVE panda bears. This picture makes my life complete.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Moon ring

So after work tonight (I got out at 3am) my friend Josh was scraping the ice off of my car for me when I looked up and noticed that the FULL moon in the sky had a huge glowing ring around it. It was terribly cool! When I got home I (of course) froze my ass off trying to get a good picture of it. Without a tripod. Because I STILL don't have a tripod! So please forgive the high amount of noise (high ISO + drastic curves adjustments) and slight motion blur from hand shake.

The first picture shows the whole ring...



And the second one shows it in perspective... this one was taken from the walkway in front of my house...



I looked it up on the Interweb and found this:

A Ring Around The Moon

The ring around the Moon is caused by the refraction of Moonlight (which of course is reflected sunlight) from ice crystals in the upper atmosphere. The shape of the ice crystals results in a focusing of the light into a ring. Since the ice crystals typically have the same shape, namely a hexagonal shape, the Moon ring is almost always the same size.

Less typical are the halos that may be produced by different angles in the crystals. They can create halos with an angle of 46 degrees

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

This guy hit the nail on the head...

... when he made THIS list.

Although I'm convinced that Scott Stapp (from CREED) and Chad Kroeger (from NICKELBACK) should have been tied for first.

Also, someone needs to buy me this shirt for Christmas...

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Kalen, Lauren, and Anneli

So Kalen, his wife Lauren and their daughter Anneli came home for a visit this week. They've been out of Michigan for at least three years, and they don't make it home very often, so it was great to see them. They got in last Saturday, and they head back to Philly tomorrow (aka later today).

Kalen was supposed to have this huge fancy private party at a jazz club downtown, but after spending the first two days of his time home in the ER, he just wasn't feeling up to it. He finally regained some energy and we hung out for a bit on Wednesday night. Thursday night he had the 'rescheduled' birthday party and most of his friends got dressed up anyway, even though we were staying in town. Not me... it takes a miracle to get me dressed up! We started the night at Doyles and then moved to 336 Main to close it out. It was a blast!

Today I went over to Kalen's mother's house to visit Kalen, Lauren, and Anneli... also Kalen's little brother Justin and his mom, Alecia. Oh, and 'Bear,' Kalen and Lauren's 200+ pound Mastiff. I hadn't seen Anneli since Maria and I visited them in Philly for her first birthday in December. She's grown so much! Plus, both of her parents are super geniuses, so she's incredibly intelligent. I mean, she's not even two yet and she's making complete sentences. It's almost creepy, she's like a REALLY tiny first grader. Mostly she's just cute as all get out - she's got the biggest brown eyes I've ever seen.

Anyway, here's some pics from the last couple of days.



Kalen, all dressed up, being 100% swanky with his cigarette holder.



Kalen and Lauren dance to "At Last" at 336 Main.



The group at 336. From L to R it's ME, Gyorke, Dave, Kalen, Stacy, Jeffree, Lauren and Amanda.



Kalen in the garage, asking me politely not to take his picture.



Anneli making her 'cry face.'



She wanted us to measure her, but didn't understand that she had to stand up straight...


After knocking down the bricks... one of MANY times this happened.



My 'niece' and her huge beautiful eyes.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Dios mio! Hay una hacha en mi cabeza!

Ahhh... Engrish T-shirts... how I miss thee...



Please let me run into these guys in a bar. Just once. PLEASE...

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Monday, November 12, 2007

some pics from the summer

I was clearing off my SD card from my old 'kaput' digital point-n-shoot so that I could stick in my NEW fancy point-n-shoot... and here's some GEMS I found from this summer in Santa Fe.


Now THAT'S a big lens! Jealous, boys?



The Sunday that Travis and Donnor 'accidentally' showed up in matching outfits.



Trisha and I. Not sure WHERE, but I'm wearing black so it must have been a Friday night.

There's a couple more but my wireless is fading in and out, so... another time, then?


Sunday, November 11, 2007

tooo funny

Chris recites T-Pain

ouchie...

so i was an idiot tonight and instead of going home after a few drinks i decided to stick around and help my coworkers clean up a BIG mess after a BIG fight.

and i ended up cutting my hand right GOOD in the process...

i had three beers in me and i wasn't on the clock, so goooooodbye worker's comp...

mom says i need stitches (sorry to wake you up so late, ma)

i say stitches are for nancies, and lucky mofos with insurance....

so i'm gonna take ONE MORE pain killer and try this 'sleep' thing again, wish me luck...

Saturday, November 10, 2007

i'm back

...from the land of no-interweb and i should be posting more regularly now.

Tonight was a good night, I made great money and had a lot of awesome customers, including my little bro who's in town for the weekend. Also, my good friend Kalen is coming into town tomorrow for a week to celebrate his birthday and I can't wait to see him, his wife Lauren, and their little girl Anneli!

I think they're making me a trainer at work, which is awesome. I do that job daily anyway, really, at least now it'll be official and I'll make a better hourly wage (no more $0 paychecks!)

Oh, and I got a new point-and-shoot digi camera that I'm loving and a new Epson photo printer. Bitchin.

Lastly, I'm getting old. I've been noticing what appear to be the beginnings of WRINKLES and i'm plucking out at least one grey hair a day. SUCKS. What's even more lovely is that I still have problems with acne. So I have zits like a teenager and wrinkles like an old lady.

That's. Just. Awesome.

Ok, it's past 5am and I need to hit the sack. Check ya later.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

I've said it before and I'll say it again...

Just a little rant, directed to restaurant customers... (cause i had a rough night)

a. If you get a discount on food because of a promotion (for example, half off drinks, dollar burgers *ahem*, etc.) then you need to be wary of that when you tip your server. Just because the food cost YOU less, it didn't mean less work for your server. In fact, promotions usually mean the server is busier in general, and that his/her total sales are considerably lower. Take that into account. If you got two softs drinks at $2 a piece and two $1 burgers, your tab is only $6. That doesn't mean you should tip 15-20% of SIX DOLLARS. At full price those burgers were $8 each and your tab should have been $20.

b. Servers DO NOT (for the most part) get paid hourly. The restaurant or bar has to pay us something so that they have something to take the taxes on our tips out of. Odds are that your server will never see that $2.65/hour they're being paid. Taxes eat it all.

c. 15% is the new MINIMUM. MINIMUM, folks. Good service deserves 20%. Deal with it. It's easy, take the total, slide the decimal one number to the left, and double it. Do not go with the 'tax times three' rule because a lot of alcoholic beverages are not taxed. You could drink all night and not pay a dollar in tax.

d. Waiting tables is hard work. Seriously. When servers/bartenders get off of work they are sticky, smelly, covered in god-knows-what, sore, and tired. Please don't make their lives harder by doing stupid shit at your table. You may think it's funny to pour all the sugar packets into a little pile in the middle of the table and then drip your beer into the middle, making a sticky little beer volcano. That's fine... just clean it up before you leave! It's not okay to let your children smash the 15 packets of crackers we gave you (for free) into the carpet. It's not okay to tear your beverage napkin into eight thousand pieces and scatter it all over the table and floor. Unless you are a monkey. In which case, what are you doing out at restaurant anyway?

e. Finally, if you get inebriated enough to start ordering rounds of shots for you, your friends, and the table of hots chicks next to you, that's YOUR FAULT. When you get the tab and it's more than you expected, that's YOUR FAULT. Don't take it out on your server with a shitty tip. They had to deal with your drunk asses all night.

f. Next time you're trying to figure out what to tip your server, think about it. Did you wait tables sometime in the past? Do you know anyone who has, or currently does? Do you want to be remembered as an awesome customer or a shitty tipper? Because, TRUST ME, servers and bartenders remember how you tipped. If you plan on returning to any establishment, there is a chance that you'll get the same server. And do you want them to be motivated to treat you well, or do you want them to write you off the second you walk in because they know they're not making money off you anyway? Of course, a good server would still give you 'acceptable' service, but don't expect any 'above and beyonds.'

(inhales.... exhales....)

Thank you.